TGW - It's all about the balcony

We have finally set up our blog. A big thank you to the muffins, without their prodding it never would have been done!

It all started with a normal girls night out at Barbie's house. Barbie was "Free at last. God Almighty FREE AT LAST!!" The alcohol was poured and the fun began. There was a bit of panic when we got locked out of the apartment. Barbie knocked on the neighbor's door, trudged into their home and went out onto their balcony (did I mention that there was a Christmas tree on the balcony in September). Barbie shimmied her way across and the door was opened. Then, the festivities continued on the street with some phenominal bike riding that is until Barbie fell. Viva Glam Vegas and Barbie later took advantage of the poor plant animals with some raucous animal bush riding. Clearly, Barbie had too much alcohol (and the BC powder probably did a number too) and hence a drawing contest ensued. We won't disclose the body part where the "tasteful" art was displayed (y'all TGW's know what I am talking about).

Then two weeks later at Oktoberfest "Barbie" was propositioned by a young would-be suitor with the classic line "So, do you want to go to the balcony and make out?" How could Barbie resist such a classy line like that. Before we knew, she was muggin down with Ashton. Georgia Peach and I stood outside on the "balcony" (as Ashton had called it) and witnessed the entire 30 minute make-out session.

The next day, as I was recounting the night's events, the muffins labeled us wild teachers and the birth of TGW. You do the math, you figure out what it all means.

-Geisha Light in collaboration with Barbie